"Gone Fishin'" by Zachary Hietala/Janne Tolsa

  We were in the city called Oulu, in the hotel after our gig and each guy from the band is totally "goodbye" like usually, hairs wet and really sweaty and wants to take a shower. We agree meeting at the lobby bar in one hour and go out partying in Oulu's nightlife. You go to the hotel room, take a shower, grab a little drink and suddenly you hear a hideous noise that echoes from the corridor. You grab some clothes on and leave the room with the wet hair wondering what is going on. Suddenly you bump into this kids playroom with the "sea of balls" etc. When you look more closer (background vocalist) Tuple is "swimming" in the sea, swirling around, but that's a minor thing. There was an aquarium in the hallway and you could spot the feet of keyboardist Janne Tolsa, he's all wet with a messy hair and goes "brrrr", but not from a cold. You could also see this biggest sucking fish (seasnail) ever. Tolsa's got this terrible urge to try and see if he could put his lower body part in its mouth. He's ignoring our warnings even when I tell him it will definately cut a part out of him with that mouth and jaws. He tried to catch it and almost slipped into the aquarium. Then along comes the manager and says this game is finished! In that condition Janne wouldn't even have caught a turtle in the sahara and he was soaking wet, dripping water everywhere. Hopefully the hotel staff didn't notice a thing and we quietly sneaked out of the place...